Foute (en hilarische) liedjesteksten

Als kind chanteerde je Engelse liedjesteksten fout omdat je onwetend was. Maar nu is het écht grappig om in liedjes de tekst te veranderen met random woorden.

"Summer of '69" van Bryan Adams (5 sec)
FOUT: “I got my first real sex dream.”
JUIST: “I got my first real six-string.”
 
"Take Me to Church" van Hozier (56 sec)
FOUT: “Take me to church, I whistled like a dog at the time of your life.”
JUIST: “Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies.”

"That Don't Impress Me Much" van Shania Twain (2.20 min)
FOUT: “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night.”
JUIST: “I can't believe you kiss your car good night.”
 
"Royals" van Lorde (1.10 min)


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FOUT: “You can call me green bean”
JUIST:  “You can call me Queen Bee”
 
"Empire State of Mind" van Jay Z ft. Alicia Keys (1 min)
FOUT: “In New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato”
JUIST: “In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of”
 
“Bleeding Love” van Leona Lewis (1.20 min) 
FOUT: “You call me your banana. Keep bleeding”
JUIST: “You cut me open and I keep bleeding”
 
“Good For You” van Selena Gomez (14 sec)


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FOUT: “I’m farting carrots”
JUIST: “I'm on my 14 carat I'm 14 carat”

“Drunk in Love” van Beyoncé ft. JAY Z (1.10 min) 
FOUT: "I'm a dragon, I'm a dragon..."
JUIST: "I've been drinking, I've been drinking..."
 
“Ain't Your Mama” van Jennifer Lopez


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FOUT: “I ate your mama”
JUIST: “I aint’t your mama”
 
“Fancy” Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX (53 sec) 
FOUT: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this goat..."
JUIST: "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this gold..."
 
“Sex on fire” van Kings of Leon's                                                 
FOUT: “Dyslexics on fire”
JUIST: “This sex is on fire”
 
“Hotline Bling” van Drake (2.05 min)


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FOUT: “You make me feel like a Digimon.”
JUIST: “You make me feel like I did you wrong.”

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