#HowIGotDumped: 13 mensen die sowieso een ergere break-up hadden dan jij

Dat Valentijn zijn pijlen soms afschiet met dezelfde precisie als de kapper die van je haar “maar een paar centimeter, hoor” ging afknippen, heb je sowieso zelf al wel eens ondervonden. En alsof alle afleveringen van Blind Getrouwd, Temptation Island en Hotel Römantiek tezamen nog niet duidelijk genoeg hadden gemaakt dat liefde écht niet makkelijk is, zingt zelfs Drake dat ‘ie enkel van zijn bed en zijn moeder houdt. Sorry. Gelukkig is er nog Twitter om je uit je put van zelfmedelijden te halen, want op het internet is er altijd wel iemand die het erger heeft dan jou. Daarom: 13 #HowIGotDumped tweets. Lees en voel je instant beter over je eigen liefdesleven.

1. Auwch.

I got dumped at a Metallica concert while they were playing "Sad But True". It's sad, but it's true. #HowIGotDumped

— Dylan Trent (@DylanTrent27) 28 februari 2018

2. I wAnT To Be WiTh SomEoNe a biT moRe matUrE

My ex told me she wanted to be with someone who was a bit more mature and I responded by mimicking her voice in a childish tone. #HowIGotDumped

— Brian (@SoupyMcSoupFace) 28 februari 2018

3. Gebroken been, gebroken hart

In 6th grade, I broke my leg and missed school for awhile. My first day back, I was in a wheelchair and my bf said-I dont think I can roll with you anymore. #HowIGotDumped

— lu🌊 (@lowdownluce) 28 februari 2018

4. F*cking Sandra

I once asked my boyfriend who's the greatest girlfriend in the world after I bought him Drake tickets and he said Sandra. He took the tickets and went with Sandra. #HowIGotDumped

— Ultimate Disney Fandana (@DisneyFandana) 28 februari 2018

5. Valentijn back at it again met zijn slecht-gemikte pijlen

In high school I asked the girl I thought I was dating, "What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?" and she said, "I already have plans." #HowIGotDumped

— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) 28 februari 2018

6. Coming out my cage, not doing so fine

I got dumped at The Killers concert during Mr. Brightside. He confessed to having sex with my best friend.
I bet it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? #HowIGotDumped

— alma 🌙 (@almamaay) 28 februari 2018

7. Waarschijnlijk eentje van Vans met zwart-witte ruitjes

I took her to a movie she didn't want to see and pulled out a velcro wallet to pay for our tickets #HowIGotDumped.

— Browny (@brownypaul) 28 februari 2018

8. Dumpsville

Always remember in High School a friend gave his girlfriend at the time the line “Welcome to Dumpsville, population you.” #HowIGotDumped

— Conor McNeish (@conormcneish) 28 februari 2018

9. Wanneer je het ergens had moeten zien aankomen

She asked me how to block someone on whatsapp.. I was not able to send her any more messages after the last set of instruction 😂#HowIGotDumped

— Manmeet Singh Kalsi (@kalsimanmeet) 28 februari 2018

10. "Euh... hallo?"

Skype date with my girlfriend at the time and out walks a naked man from the bathroom behind her. Then he waved at me as he passed. #HowIGotDumped

— Brandon Alberda Comedy (@balberda_comedy) 28 februari 2018

11. Pijnlijk

My friend was going to propose to his girlfriend. When he knelt down, she said "Now would be a good time to tell you that I'm cheating on you." #HowIGotDumped

— Bree (@Bree9918) 28 februari 2018

12. You've got mail!

Pulled up at gf's place with flowers. She answered the door and said 'Oh...have you not checked your email today?'#HowIGotDumped

— Michael Piercey (@ProducerPants) 28 februari 2018

13. Herkenbaar, jammer genoeg.

I’m trying to think of funny ways how I got dumped but then I realized that I’ve never been in a relationship #HowIGotDumped

— Jackson (@sleekandshiney1) 28 februari 2018