22/11/2014

10 ludieke, maar ‘must follow’ twitteraccounts

@TheTweetOfGod
“Get your filthy spaceship off My comet!!!!”
@SimpsonsQuots
“Marge: Homie, are you as attracted to me as you were when we first met? Homer: Sure why not.”
@Menshumor
“The only thing I throw back on Thursday is beer.”
@OhWonka
“If I had a twin that was like 5 mins younger than me I would always say 'when I was your age' and proceed to tell them what I did 5 mins ago”
@BettyFckinWhite
“What ever happened to Lindsay Lohan's British twin sister? Is she okay?”
@WolfpackAlan
“When you forget your earphones are plugged in and you walk away from your laptop”
@ItsBroStinson
“Don't flatter yourself, everyone gets a text when I'm drunk”
@Carellquotes
“Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes three times a month, I think I know how to ride a bike. #theoffice”
@Lmao
“I think McDonald's should be able to turn away customers like a bartender would. "Three Big Macs please." "Sir, I think you've had enough"
@WomenHumor
“If I send a birthday text, don't expect a birthday Facebook post, too, you greedy birthday brat.”