Te koop: ‘ball scratcher’

Geldt voor jou ‘zondag, rustdag’, en ben je dan zelfs te lui om aan je ballen te krabben? Goed nieuws, op internet kan je een gadget kopen die het voor jou doet. The Gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher bestaat uit stevig materiaal en reikt tot op plaatsen waar je anders amper bij kan. 11,99 Britse pond kost het dingetje, omgerekend 17,72 euro. Volledig zijn prijs waard, zo kunnen we aflezen uit de reviews. Wij selecteerden de leukste, voor jouw plezier, maar eerst een foto van het ding zelf uiteraard.
 


By B.W.B.:
I grew up in baseball, and ball scratching is second nature to my family. Finally there is a product that will allows me to scratch without yearning for more. The genius of this product is in the thinly fashioned shaft and hand that can easily grope beneath the belt buckel...No more sctratching on top of clothes, this miracle product will go where no human hand should ever venture, that is directly to the "hot zone". In the past, when a most severe crotch tickling episode occurs, i have had to unbutton my pants and pry my hand down to my sweaty and stinky crochel area in the middle of a game - which can be quite uncomfortable for me, and for those interested in a high five or hand shake. No more, the ball scratcher leaves my hands clean, and my balls satisfied! Added bonus - Gentleman's ball scratcher is dishwasher safe!

By Harold Moldsworth:
I’ve been using the ball scratcher for almost a day now, but have to say that it should be used with care. It seems to have upset several of the people whose balls I've tried to scratch with it. Maybe it's best kept for personal use.

By Wayne Redhart
I had always found the standard 'hands on' approach to be fairly successful, but this product offers a little more. The long handle really facilitates access to those awkward areas and the cold metal can be quite stimulating. Fortunately the makers have gone to the trouble of fashioning a distinctly feminine hand, so the homophobic have nothing to fear from this product.
PS. Following a rather unfortunate incident at a party, I would advise against leaving it in the kitchen after use (especially on a sweltering summer's day). It would have taken a braver man than myself to disabuse thirty-or-so guests of the notion that they had been using a rather trendy 'cocktail stirrer'.

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