De bewijzen dat jouw liefdesleven nog erger kon zijn

Oké, je hebt geen lief en jouw pandapunten stapelen zich op, je hebt tenminste niet te maken met dates. In de meeste gevallen komen er veel awkward silences en blozende wangen aan te pas. En spontaan uitbrekend, overmatig okselzweet. Brrr. Toch kan het altijd erger. Dat bewijzen deze schrijnende, eerlijke en grappige tweets.
 

I thought it'd be cute to lady and the tramp some pasta. I got a whiff of pepper and sneezed pasta sauce all over him. #WorstFirstDate

— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) July 27, 2016

[First Date]

Me: You look nice.
Her: You have some marinara in your beard.
Me: Oh sorry, I must of spilled.
Her: But we just had drinks.

— Comedic Bust (@ComedicBust) May 10, 2017

*on a first date*
ok dont let them know i stalked them online
them: my aunt--
me: theresa or sharon

— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) May 6, 2017

 

*on a first date*
Me: *trys to avoid being antisocial... by googling conversation topics on my phone*

— Jason Boettcher (@JasonBoettcher) May 3, 2017

 

He leaned in for a kiss then burped in my mouth... #worstfirstdate

— Caitlin Nichelle (@Nichelle136) May 28, 2016

Date was so bad I gave the waiter 20 bucks to spill my drink on me to get me out of there.#worstfirstdate

— Jennifer (@MummeWummie) April 26, 2016

{first date}

Him: You look tense

Me: I'm so nervous

Him: Aw. Just be you

Me: IVE BEEN HOLDING IN A FART THAT MIGHT LAUNCH ME TO CANADA

— Sufficent Charm (@SufficientCharm) June 24, 2015

 

-- A guy once took me to a garbage dump and told me to pick out whatever I wanted. #WorstFirstDate

— Katie Lauren (@KatieLauren18) July 16, 2016

Guy took me to the $1 movie theater, paid for me, then said in total seriousness "You can pay me back later." @jimmyfallon #WorstFirstDate

— elyse (@elyseanoush) January 6, 2016

Me on a 1st date: so yes I have a dog he is my child I need assure that u will be a positive influence in his life. Is that a problem?

— ur dad's side chick (@Bicuriousbogle) June 8, 2016

I was trying to flirt with my date, so I told her she spilled some ice cream on her chin. Turns out it was a zit. #WorstFirstDate

— Stuart Edge (@stuart_edge) July 27, 2016

We were walking outside & it got chilly. He said:"I guess I should offer you my jacket." Then added: "But then I'd be cold." #WorstFirstDate

— Mona Walter (@TheRakeze) July 27, 2016

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